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Benzgasm

A combination of phenomenally intense feeling of pleasure due to excessive contact with Benz

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Witchie witch

We have a new helper in the house. She is old and very kikay. Yes, you heard me right, Kikay with a capital K! Imagine an oldie wearing striped sleeveless matched with a boho inspired skirt plus a rainbow-colored clip in her super straight golden corn thread like hair! I don’t know but I have this weird feeling about her. She is not giving a first good impression to me. I am literally ignoring her. Yes, I’m a BAD BOY! And also, I noticed that she is always in front of the mirror fixing her hair and making sure her clip is in its proper place. She is not a teenager for god sake! And one time she even lied to my mother about her age! She claimed that she is 45. So meaning to say my mom is older than her? Oh come on! I have a 20/20 vision eh! I can clearly see the difference between a mature woman and an elderly. She is one of a kind! Not only that, she is very sluggish so whenever I see her it’s like my world would suddenly go slow mo! It is very infectious and I hate it. The other helper even calls her a witch! Hahaha I observed also that she has a good appetite. She can eat rounds and rounds of meal in one seating. Unbelievable! Hmm Oh well, who am I to judge. She can do whatever she wants. For all I care. It’s just so irritating to see her roaming around. Fire her now. Pronto!

  1. Blogger jenita e | 3:02 PM |  

    dess who? as in torress? anyway, BNZ! i got a text from i dont know who.. may reunion daw? Haiskul? How true is that? baka wrong sent. hehe. No reply when i asked who is it eh..

    naman eee.. yaya kikay. you hate kikayz? pahiram muna. gawin ko barbie sabaya. AHAHA!

    royzz! explain to me harry Potter.. kay BNZ? seen it? ang guapo ni Kalbo! kakaiyak! watery eyes!

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